I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.
Just fuckin’ land on his penis.
this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode
One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect.
She was the last woman he ever slept with.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused
cis person: nice
[trans headcanonned character]
cis person: WHY do you have to make EVERYTHING TRANS!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TRANS!!! OH MY GOD IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!! THIS CHARACTER IS CIS IM SORRY BUT I DON’T MAKE THE RULES. THAT’S JUST HOW THIS CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN. IM NOT TRANSPHOBIC.
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.